fkn.ninja

Infrastructure · Automation · Software

IT services, done properly.

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We design, build and operate reliable infrastructure and software. Pragmatic solutions, no unnecessary complexity.

Trusted by teams who'd rather not think about IT

What we do

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Cloud & Infrastructure

Design and operation of cloud and on-premise platforms. Kubernetes, networking, storage — built for reliability.

Automation & CI/CD

Pipelines, infrastructure as code and GitOps workflows. Ship faster with fewer manual steps and fewer surprises.

Software Engineering

Bespoke tooling and services. Small, sharp software that solves the actual problem — and stays maintainable.

Security & Operations

Hardening, monitoring and incident response. Keep systems patched, observable and recoverable.

Who are we

Placeholder copy — a small senior team, no juniors-on-your-invoice. We have run infrastructure for banks, startups and everything between, and we like systems that let us sleep.

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Alex Ninja
Founder · Infrastructure
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Sam Sample
Software Engineering
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Kim Placeholder
Operations & Security

How we work

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  1. 1

    Listen

    We start with your actual problem, not a product catalogue. Short call, honest scoping.

  2. 2

    Plan

    A written proposal: scope, timeline, cost. No surprises, no lock-in.

  3. 3

    Build

    Short iterations, working software early. You see progress, not status reports.

  4. 4

    Operate

    We run it, or hand it over clean — documented, monitored, yours.

What clients say

They migrated our entire platform with zero downtime. The handover documentation alone was worth the fee.
Jane Placeholder
CTO, ACME Corp
Finally a partner that says "no, you don’t need that" instead of selling us another dashboard.
John Example
Head of Ops, Globex
Our deploy went from a stressful afternoon to a non-event. Twice a day, every day.
Sam Sample
Engineering Lead, Initech

Pricing

Placeholder numbers — three engagement models.

Audit

€1.5k one-off

A hard look at your infrastructure with a written, prioritised report.

  • Architecture review
  • Security baseline check
  • Cost analysis
  • Actionable roadmap
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Managed

€2k /month

We run your infrastructure so you can run your business.

  • 24/7 monitoring
  • Patching & updates
  • Backups & recovery drills
  • Monthly report
  • Priority support
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Project

Custom quote

Migrations, greenfield builds, bespoke tooling — scoped and priced upfront.

  • Fixed-price proposal
  • Short iterations
  • Clean handover
  • Optional aftercare
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Frequently asked questions

Do you work with small companies?

Yes — placeholder answer. Most of our clients are 5–50 people. We size solutions to your team, not the other way around.

Can you take over an existing setup?

Placeholder answer. We start with an audit, document what exists, then take over operation gradually — no big-bang risk.

What if we want to leave?

Placeholder answer. Everything we build is documented and yours. Handover is part of every engagement, not an extra.

Which technologies do you use?

Placeholder answer. Boring, proven ones by default — Linux, Kubernetes, PostgreSQL, Go. Exotic tech only when it earns its keep.

Ready to stop worrying about your infrastructure?

Placeholder copy — one honest conversation, no sales deck.

Book a call

Contact

Tell us about your project. We usually reply within one business day.